Flash Fiction Month 2015, Day 28
Challenge #12: DAVID BOWIE DAY. Score at least 150 Bowie points under the following system:
Score one point for every letter “Z” in your story.
Score 10 points for each:
- …David Bowie song title
- …quote of more than three words from any David Bowie song
- …character called Ziggy, Major Tom, Aladdin, Jareth or Jean
- …made up word
Score 20 points for including a:
- …magic dance
- …goblin king
- …spaceman or raygun
- …spider from mars
Score 50 points if:
- Your piece is 565 words long (“David Robert Jones”)
- Your story features an androgynous character, or a character who changes gender or sex
- Your story features a man who fell to earth
- Your story features a man who sold the world.
“You call that a knife?” growled Jareth. “This is a knife!”
“I think you’re in the wrong Bowie fanclub,” said Jean, slicing lemons at the bar.
“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” snored Ziggy.
“Ah, nuts.” Jareth plonked his knife down on the bar and looked around. There certainly were rather more spacemen, goblin kings, and spiders from Mars than he’d been expecting. “When’s the next bus to Crocodile, Dundee?”
Jean pulled a face. “I think it’s gonna be a long, long time.
“Ah, nuts.” Jareth gave the corks dangling from his hat a frustrated slap. “I was supposed to meet Major Tom there half an hour ago. These military types expect you to be punctual, you know.”
“Excuse me?” A man or woman in a very impressive lifeguard tower costume tapped Jean on the shoulder with one of his or her long wooden legs. “Will the Hoff be available to sign my lifebuoy today?”
“I think you’re in the wrong David fanclub,” said Jean. “Now if you can hold on for just a minute, I’ve got to move Ziggy along. There’s a starman waiting in the sky, and—uh-oh.” Continue reading