Tagged: bananas

Coming Soon(?): Bananarchy

If you’ve been following me on Twitter, you might be aware that I’ve spent the last little while working on something that involved wiring bananas into my computer.

I’m now ready to announce that the thing in question was Bananarchy, an arcade shooter controlled entirely with two real bananas (or a regular keyboard or touchscreen, just in case you lack the hardware necessary to generate keystrokes using fresh fruit). You play as Hitcan – Agent 57 – and must use twin banana pistols to shoot down ever increasing swarms of flies that converge upon your precious pink donut.

I came up with this project as a submission for EGX’s Leftfield Collection, as they’re particularly interested in games that use alternative controllers and who doesn’t like bananaguns? If it’s accepted you’ll be able to play it at the ExCeL Center in London from the 17th to 20th of October 2019. If not, I’ll probably still cobble together a version to take to DIY Southampton and whatnot. Continue reading

Carmen Miranda’s Hat

Flash Fiction Month 2019, Day 26

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If you’ve enjoyed this story, you can find my work from previous Flash Fiction Months collected in these books:

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Bananagglomeration: A Meditations Game

You might have heard of Meditations, a collection of 365 (or more) games being released one-a-day through a special launcher over the course of the year. It’s been mentioned in PC Gamer, the Telegraph, and various other places.

What you might not have heard is that today’s game is mine! July 23rd is significant to me because it’s the date of my first “banana story,” and that’s what this game is all about.

Described by Flyover Games as “strangely compelling,” Bananagglomeration is an idle clicker in which you accumulate as many bananas as possible, plus some other stuff. The organisers of the Meditations project asked that it not contain any words – which is a challenge when your main development tool is Twine – but I got around it by constructing the game entirely from emojis.

It’s possible the 24-hour window for playing the game may have closed by the time you read this, but fortunately Luk & Lok have already recorded a playthrough of the game which is pretty representative of the thing as a whole:

This game was actually a bit of a precursor to Cookie Cracker, though due to Meditations‘ release schedule you obviously got that one first. This makes Bananagglomeration something of an oddity: it was made before I branched out into HTML5, released after, and may well end up being the only 0-word Twine game I ever write (unless you count Treasure Hunt).

If you do miss your chance on this, the launcher should make it available on July 23rd every year from now on, so stick it in your calendar or something. It’s also quite possible that I’ll release it myself at some point, though not for a few months at least. I like the idea behind Meditations and I don’t feel as though making my game available indefinitely before the launcher’s run is finished would be in keeping with the spirit of the thing.

I hope you enjoy!

We All Saw It Coming

Flash Fiction Month 2017, Day 9

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If you’ve enjoyed this story, you can find my work from previous Flash Fiction Months collected in these books:

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Stowaway

Flash Fiction Month 2015, Day 24

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If you’ve enjoyed this story, you can find my work from previous Flash Fiction Months collected in these books:

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Click any cover to download that book in your choice of format.