At Least it Gets Them Out of the House

Flash Fiction Month 2016, Day 21

“Wakka wakka wakka wakka…” chanted an iPhone zombie, blundering obliviously into traffic.

“Wakka wakka wakka wakka!” yelled a swerving driver, flipping the first guy off with one hand while swiping frantically across the screen of his phone with the other.

“Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka ” droned a small child, incessantly, dragging her dad down the high street.

“This new fad is a menace!” cried an old man on a bench, shaking his walking stick in the air. “Somebody should ban this PacMan Go nonsense!”

If you’ve enjoyed this story, you can find my work from previous Flash Fiction Months collected in these books:

OCR is Not the Only Font Cover REDESIGN (Barbecued Iguana)Red Herring Cover (Barbecued Iguana design)Bionic Punchline eBook CoverOsiris Likes This Cover

Click any cover to find that book in your choice of format.

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